but why mom....

why is it snowing again

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you said spring was here

you said your bad ass self found it and that you'd kicked winter to the curb

for good

i'm not sure if i can trust you or the weatherman ever again

what. a treat. did you say treat. 

did you say a treat will make everything better or are you pulling my leg

"little miss spring is here oh lah di dah"

maybe i'll just go back to bed and sleep until june

afternoon delight....

sorry mom

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i can't help you

when it comes to changing the sheets on your bed

{remember, no thumbs}

but

i can keep your mattress pad warm while you're working

providing you leave me alone

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so

please

don't take the death glare personally

*

fourteen my ass.....

it's my birthday

and

if you think for one second i'm going to act my age

you're wrong

i mean really

look at me

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i can practically leap tall buildings in a single bound

okay fine

i might also come home and sleep all day after i do all that building leaping

but

for an old lady

i think i've still got it

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well

at least at the beach

i do

*

momma is still busy with friends and trying to figure out how she'll ever share the last week with all of you, but she's working on it. and now that it's warmer outside, between you and me, she's a whole lot happier. she likes her sun, a lot.

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Oh come on already.....

I was raised by a momma

who often enough

refuses to be a rule follower

and

ummmm

well

I guess she's rubbed off on me a litttle

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