i am not your friend....

i am NOT your friend. i am YOUR parent. 

i will stalk you. flip out on you. lecture you. drive you insane. 

be your worst nightmare and hunt you down when needed. 

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 

when YOU understand that, i will know you're a responsible adult. 

YOU will never find someone who LOVES, prays, cares and worries about you more then ME. 

this is MY PROMISE to you.

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my friend jen, a mother of five {none that are teenagers yet} sent this to me. and i more then love it. 

i thought you might you like it, too. 

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and 

when she does have teenagers and has forgotten all about this, i will send it back to her. 

she'll really need it then

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