because....

it's just as hot as they said it was going to be. and the humidity is heavy and sticking to me like a coat of paint that isn't drying fast enough. and the ceiling fans aren't enough so i had to do what i hate to do and turn on the air conditioning. and the idea of eating anything makes me a bit nauseous while lemonade makes me feel all sparkly inside.

~

let's just laugh about it

~

the kind of laugh where your eyes get all crinkly and you snort

because

it's wisconsin

and

it's not snow

and

this is how we roll

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