my glamorous life where i swear...

this weekend we drove around looking at land. abandoned properties. old barns.

we trespassed. because we're bad asses like that.

i got close to the cows

close enough that the cluster flies on them

attacked me

and

the gigantic wild thistles in the brush i was standing in

scratched my legs

~

but

i like cows

so it was worth it

i went to my first real derby bout saturday night

my friend's girlfriend is in the white and blue helmet. she's a bad ass too. they won first place. the whole thing made me laugh and cheer

while i kept thinking to myself

" i could totally do that"

perfectly tender

grilled teriyaki chicken and garlic naan was our dinner last night

and

we smiled when bret michaels won celebrity apprentice

actually we smiled because he's alive

and

the world needs more people in it like him

he's a bad ass

too

~

you know

the more i think about it

this life of mine

really

is

glamorous

and

actually the more i think about it

i don't think

bad ass

is really swearing

is it

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