there's always that one...

he's nasty and mean

and

has the power to scare away the woodpeckers that are three times his size

but

he's the only one who does gymnastic like maneuvers

~a round off with a back hand spring and then off to the uneven bars~

on the bird feeder

so he kind of makes me laugh

but

oh

he's nasty

and

when i'm trying to take photos

while the feeder is filled with every species imaginable

like a cheap motel

on the weekends

and

with one quick fly by

like tom cruise

in top gun

he completely unsettles the feeders and sends everyone running for the hills

well

let's just say

oh

let's just say

he still makes me laugh

~~

damn him

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