a photographer went to a socialite party in new york city. as soon as she entered the front door,
the host said, "i love your pictures. they're wonderful. you must have a fantastic camera."
she said nothing until dinner was finished.
"that was a wonderful dinner, you must have a fantastic stove."
if you're a dog groomer, i'll never compliment you on your shears. and if you're a writer, i'll never compliment you on your pens. and if you're a painter, i'll never compliment you on your brushes.
let's raise our glasses to our beautiful talents
the ability to hold our tongues until the perfect moment