envious....

when i hear someone say

"i've never had one"

i say

"i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy"

~

i had another migraine last night that took me down

~

well

only after it stabbed me in the neck with blades sharpened by bobby flay

and

embedded nails into my temples with a force that only a nail gun can produce

~

when that wasn't enough

it threw bricks at me

one by one

until eventually

i couldn't get up

~

and

in the middle of the night

after taking my prescription medication and a muscle relaxant

i actually caught the grenade it threw at me

{thank you bruno mars}

and

sat up in bed

thinking

okay

this just might be it

~

fortunately i woke up this morning

which meant i was alive

and

with some caffeine

which is a no-no for me

i feel fine

~

recently i heard

either from

"the doctors" or "doctor oz"

that having an orgasm can help ease the pain of a migraine

~

really

~

are you serious

~

if anyone thinks for a minute

that while my body is being tortured by what feels like brutal instruments and weapons ganging up on me

just for fun

that i could think about

let alone

have

an orgasm

~

um

well

let's just say

are you

CRAZY

~

obviously

the person who researched this has never had a migraine

or

is a man

*