and don't get me started on bras...

frozen dog poop

in the front yard

is just as icky as non-frozen dog poop

when it comes to cleaning it up

~~

the paper shredder in the office

will not shred

a forgotten metal rabies tag taped to the vet's receipt

and

instead will make a god awful noise

and

then make you spend a half hour with needle nose pliers

trying to pull out the mangled mess

~~

no matter how much hair conditioner you use in the winter time

your hair will still be dry

and

if you use too much

you look like lady ga ga getting ready for a performance

which isn't too terrible I guess

if you're staying inside all day where nobody can see you

~and honestly I happen to love lady ga ga~

~~

potato soup

that boils over onto your stove top

can be used in place of

elmer's glue

~yucky starch~

~~

grocery shopping

can be fun

if you use really cute re-useable bags

and

hang out with the interesting people at

whole foods

~~

the fabulous tasting

de-tox tea

I've been living on

probably isn't doing anything for me

since I tend to eat cookies and chocolate

while I'm drinking it

*

how's your weekend going

?