warning: self portrait wednesday~the scary edition

when I get up in the morning

I have hurricane hair

that makes me wonder what I actually did while I was sleeping

~~

I'm not one who really wants anyone to see me in the mornings

but

with my 45th birthday sneaking up on me even though I've thrown out my calendar

to get rid of the evidence

I've decided to throw myself at you

raw

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okay

not really raw since I did throw on a little powder and mascara for these shots

but

this is as "naked" as anyone gets to see me if they don't sleep under the same roof with me

on the days I don't shower

~gasp !...did she just say she doesn't shower everyday ?~

I'm usually in the mood to just throw on my baseball cap and go

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sometimes

when I brush my hair it actually goes back to what it looked like the day before

in which then I run out and buy a lottery ticket

because

luck like that doesn't happen very often

but

usually I get something flipped out like this

so a few times a week

this is the head attached to the body that looks back at me in the mirror

that runs out to do errands

with hopes of seeing something beautiful and distracting

so she can take photos instead

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and

on this day late last week

it was cold

as in needing a sweatshirt all day cold

and

I loved it

~of course that was after "the view" was over

which I only watch in hopes of actually seeing joy sucker punch elizabeth~

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~and here's how I spent my rainy day... yesterday~