blah blah blogger and barf

nope

no photo today as blogger is totally sucking at the moment

I tried 4 times to post a picture

and

the screen just kept looking at me

like I was a crazy woman

~

so without a picture

I feel like

a boob without a bra

a chip without dip

{you want to add your own don't you}

~

anyhow

I guess I'll just have to write a post about my exciting

PUKE FEST

that I had saturday night

yep

while suffering the worst migraine I have had in years

I vomited

18

times

~

my kids are all like

"gross, how do you know you puked 18 times, you were counting?"

and

I'm all like

"yes it was 18 times"

"what else is there to do while you're puking"

I mean

besides being amazed that the human body can even do something like that

~

okay

it's not that I haven't been that sick before

but

prior to this episode

it was ummm....self induced

~

those nights where your hubby reminds you that you can't handle

more than

3 margaritas

and you laugh at him like he's the silliest thing you've ever seen in your life

and

you keep drinking even when he's removing cups from your hand

and

you still keep laughing

all the way home

and

then about 3 hours later you're crawling to the bathroom

not laughing

and

this time

NOT

amazed at what your body can do

but

amazed at how stupid you can be

and

amazed at how smart and wonderful your hubby is

especially

after he has to play nurse to you for the next 24 hours

~

ANYHOW

the migraine finally went away

without the emergency room visit that kept playing in my mind

and

I had to stay inside all day yesterday due to the blinding sunlight

that could have thrown me right back

into the bathroom

but

I did manage to watch every second of the super bowl

and

now I'm in love with larry fitzgerald

who knew

?