follow my steps carefully and at your own risk.....

Step 1.

Start with a very handsome man who goes along with any wild idea that you might have

and is really good with paint and measurements

Step 2.

After handsome man has painted your wild idea,

stand back and watch

Step 3.

Let handsome man know that one letter from wild idea

is slightly off and has to be moved

Step 4.

Give a big hug to handsome man for a fabulous job that couldn't have

been done without him

~~~~~

{and promise him hot sex for later that evening

knowing that this will secure all future

wild ideas to also be completed}